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Housewarming 2018

Hallo vriendjes en vriendinnetjes,

Het is zover. Eindelijk een plek met een “eigen” voordeur (binnenhuis… maar boeiend!)

M’n huisgenoot voelt zich een beetje kut… want…. alles is weg. Maar… ik zit maar op 300 meter van m’n oude stek vandaan!
Dus… HOUSEWARMING TIME.

Maar wacht?!?

Je woont toch inclusief, J?

Ja klopt…! dus voor de verwarming hoef je het niet te doen.

PartyFlow / Planning

Ik ga er van uit dat je genoeg hebt gegeten om de avond door te komen,

whatever the fuck may happen, genoeg donor tenten in Haarlem (I LOVE THIS CITY)!

Je komt even langs, we doen een shotje (kraanwater, wodka, jaeger) op goed geluk in de liefde, leven, gezondheid, woongenot en alle andere dingen die we kunnen bedenken.
Afhankelijk van de beschikbaarheid van stoelen en banken kun je nog even neerploffen, anders is het een “Dutch STANDING circle party”, hopelijk kan ik een FatBoy vinden voor die tijd.

We kunnen altijd nog even naar m’n oude huis als je daar nog geen housewarming hebt gedaan (schaam je! 2,5 jaar! 😉 )

Zeker de 24e is het plan om richting de stad te gaan, want ik ben bijna 3-0. maar suggesties zijn altijd welkom.

Place

in m’n nieuwe stek.

Some people can’t physically make it. You can send a card or digital warm regards. Or fly me in to Bali, Vietnam, Thailand!

Time and date

10 / 17 / 24 Maart 2018 / Pick-your-own-date

Kies de dag dat al je vriendjes en vriendinnetjes ook komen. Of dat je juist die mutual friend kan ontmoeten die je altijd al hebt willen zien. Of juist even stiekem afwachten of die ene niet toevallig op dezelfde dag komt. het is ook jou feestje! Niet in de party mood? gewoon lekker thuis thee drinken, kom ik gewoon nog een keertje langs, of kom gewoon op een ander moment voor een kopje thee bij mij.

Cadeautips

 

Het is geen verplichting om een presentje mee te nemen, een kaart, digitale foto of er gewoon zelf bijzijn (in spirit of IRL) is ook helemaal prima.
Maar wil je toch wat meenemen? Let even op dat nietmand anders je met jou super-cool origineel cadeau de show steelt. de halve ikea leegroven ben ik ook aan het doen as we speak.
roep gewoon even “ZOUT!” (mand!) op Facebook en je bent er, managen binnen de vriendengroep of met de Host mag natuurlijk ook maar is lastiger, zeker als je geen Facebook hebt, drop dan gewoon wat in de comments below of contact me at any availabe medium.

Geschikt:

– Food Pounder / AtoomVoedsel
— neem een peper (4 seizoenen) of zoutstel (zeezout molen ding?) mee
— 4 blikken Unox knakworsten? Be my guest!
— Sojasaus, kruiden, boulionblokjes, you know where i’m going.

– Drank! met drank kan je nooit verkeerd gaan (*kuch*)! kan altijd in de kast, en kan je zelf nog op komen drinken als er nog over is…

– Keukendingen
— Slabak, Kommen, mokken, glazen, SHOTGLAASJES, bierpullen, borden
wat is er al? (12 theelepels, een schaar en een kaasschaaf)

— iets tering lelijks van de Action o.i.d. waar ik hard om kan lachen en wat echt “You-And-Me” is.

Ongeschikt:

– je 200 kilo aambeeld van je grootmoeder (wel vet eigenlijk, maar ik heb geen schuur).
– BBQ of BBQ gerei (Ik heb geen tuin)
– Zonnebedden (ik heb geen balkon)
– die oude billy-kast die je nog had staan maar die van ellende uit elkaar valt.
– Meuk uit de collectie “Home is where the heart is”

Bij twijfel:

Bij twijfel –> Vraag en u krijgt antwoord!

of ben je net zoals ik… en vind je dit tering moeilijk om te bedenken, doe niet moeilijk!
Of kom gewoon empty-handed, het is al een cadeau dat je er bent, anders zit er een supermarkt in de buurt die tot 22:00 open is,
Mooie Nel, Life’s a beach of een ander lekker biertje (2! want dan heb je er zelf ook eentje) is prima!

Ik hoor van jullie! RSVP.

-xXxXx- Jeroen / J / Jay / StolpY

Universal Standards: Part 1 (Time)

Universal standards

Scheduled for: 2017-01-11 Jan 11, 2017 @ 06:00 UTC
The "REAL" prime meridian
The “REAL” prime meridian @ 

51.477029, -0.000000 <<< google maps

Greenwich
Greenwich
Jeroen's Feet
Jeroen’s Feet

Part 1: a Time standard

Let’s agree on Time

Time is what?

Google time…

 

I’ve recently learned about GMT, in Greenwich, London, England, UK, Earth.

GMT is a timezone.

 

 

 

Time Quotes:

“A friend is what the heart needs all the time.” Henry Van Dyke

“Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” Bil Keane

“The problem with time, I’ve learned, whether it’s those first two weeks I got to spend with you, or the final two months I got to spend with him, eventually time always runs out. I have no idea where you are out there in the world, John. But I understand that I lost the right to know these things long ago. No matter how many years go by, I know one thing to be as true as ever was – I’ll see you soon then… —Savannah

Nicholas Sparks, Dear John

And the list goes on…

But… no fear… UTC is here!

Universal Time
That’s our Earth‘s Time from this point onward for me…

UTC. > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CoordinatedUniversalTime

Q1: Why is the abbrevation UTC but “Coordinated Universal Time”?

A1: Because of the French

So… until we find any other sentient race then us Humans (Homo sapiens)… This is our Universal standard, IMHO. Then we can either welcome them like Will Smith, or make peace like James Cameron

That’s including our Moon and Mars! (Is local Moon/Mars time already decided?)

 

SyS. Over and Out.

 

Another awesome day @ MyParcel.NL (Part of PostNL) Awaits. Let’s go Stolpy, Let’s go!

Hello World… Stolp Systems is born

Effective immediately, 2017-01-10 19:00 UTC

StolpSyS.com is now the primary domain of the new founded startup “Stolp Systems” founded today, 2017-01-10, in Haarlem, By Jeroen Stolp

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Not so happy 2017… WARNING … WAARSCHUWING World War 3?

Update: #NoAds

WAARSCHUWING! 3e wereld oorlog?

for English scroll down…

TL;DR; -> Be warned… WW3 might be coming…

It’s ALL about these two articles!

TREK VOOR DIT BERICHT MINSTENS EEN UURTJE UIT!
Beide berichten zijn in het Engels geschreven… maar misschien kan Google Translate je helpen als je niet zo makkelijk Engels leest.

 

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WARNING! 3rd world war?
THIS MESSAGE TAKES 1 HOUR TO COMPLETE (15 min read, 45 min of shock)

 

 

Well… Maybe i wanted to let 2017 start with a BANG…
and it did…

While i was gone… (i’ve been away backpacking)
i missed this… Jul 23, 2016

 

READ FIRST POST -> POSTED 2016-07-23 (10 min read)
And then i missed this… Dec 19, 2016


READ SECOND POST -> 2016-12-19
  (5 min read)

 

If you get it…

SCRAMBLE FOR 45 minutes

 

you get that i just was not so zen… for 45 minutes.
World… a Happy 2017!

Jeroen Stolp

Haarlem,

Netherlands,

Europe,

Earth

This blog is set to be posted at 2017-01-05 22:30:00 CET (GMT +1, Amsterdam)
[ That is 2017-01-05 21:30:00 UTC (GMT +0, Greenwich) ] (London)